
MEET
Past, Present, and Future Characters

Timo Willow
Red Panda
Loves foil Magic cards.
And peanut butter, but mostly foils.
Thorbun Bun
Rabbit God
You’ve probably heard of him
God of Bunny Thunder. Survived the Great Jokulhaups. Layed low the Kraken. Bested the Two-Headed Giant in a battle of wits. And voted Sexiest Rabbit God in the County 6 years and running.
Scar-Go
God
Timo’s stinky friend. But sometimes, Scar-Go misses the beautiful rolling hills of the Swiss Alps from whence it came.
Zombie Lawyers
Zombie Lawyers
See, they’re zombies, who are also lawyers! Like, living in The City is so expensive even the zombies need to have jobs. And not just jobs, but good jobs. And they have to wear ties. Because zombies in ties? Classic!
Bill G.
Rat Brigand
Scallion
Rat Brigand
Richard Shock
Just some guy
Goes by Rick.
Victor Lain
Just some other guy
Goes by Vic.